I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.

aaand my last year in high school begins…

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know


*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*


if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.


"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????


….just in case


@alfredoflores: In honor of Thursday and some other things. Classic.

my trip to greece was amazing

sadly it ended so fast :(

Arctic Monkeys, photograph by Mel Melcon

  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..


Corfu, Greece